i just wanna read about a tony stark who’s hyper-competent yet somehow simultaneously a fuck-up, who’s well-meaning but often inappropriate, who has wrinkles and grey hair and talks like and adult, and acts like an adult and is actually 45 years old someone please rec me??
Yeah, I love Archer!
"Sam. Sam. Sam. SAAAAA—"
"…I just wanted to let you know that we’re about to fly right into the—"
"Steve, please, for the love of god—"
"Right into the danger zone."
omg i was trying to find a fic so i searched some phrases i thought were in the summary and
it’s the second one. a lot of people must’ve felt some good ol’ schadenfreude with that particular scenario.
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
"You have to memorize things, Google isn’t going to be here forever" what is this teacher getting at. yes it is?? are you saying there is a technological apocalypse upon us??
PUKES oh gwaht the fuck its 3am why am i nauseas???im. gonna sleep off this thing thats happening